RIP Common Sence

[Billy ☆ Dimes]

Obituary of the late Mr.Common Sense

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He
will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the
worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children,
are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned, but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year -old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer first aid cream, sun lotion or a band-aid to a
student.

Common Sense lost the will to live as churches became businesses and
criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in
her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust;
his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else
Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

[TRUE Airbender]

DON'T EVER DO THAT ISH AGAIN! My heart dropped into my stomache when I first read your thread title

Scared the shit out of me! lol

But yeah common sense aint too common these days.

[Quaddafi©]

lmao at True....

[Mr. Sir]

Originally Posted by True Original Thought

DON'T EVER DO THAT ISH AGAIN! My heart dropped into my stomache when I first read your thread title

Scared the shit out of me! lol

But yeah common sense aint too common these days.

lol

[ROKNOWLEDGE]

True almost gave birth reading this thread!!!

[dijufos]

That's hittin nails on heads folk-the devil intends to remove all common sense from our minds and make us act and especially react without ourminds. "The battle in the sky" is for the control of our minds that post is an incredible example of that.

[TRUE Airbender]

Originally Posted by dijufos

That's hittin nails on heads folk-the devil intends to remove all common sense from our minds and make us act and especially react without ourminds. "The battle in the sky" is for the control of our minds that post is an incredible example of that.

that post or this post, if that post what post?

[Black One]

Originally Posted by True Original Thought

DON'T EVER DO THAT ISH AGAIN! My heart dropped into my stomache when I first read your thread title

Scared the shit out of me! lol

But yeah common sense aint too common these days.

same here!

[Billy ☆ Dimes]

Originally Posted by True Original Thought

DON'T EVER DO THAT ISH AGAIN! My heart dropped into my stomache when I first read your thread title

Scared the shit out of me! lol

But yeah common sense aint too common these days.

Thats how you get peoples attention...lol

na, but yea I could see how that could be misconstrued...but dont worry folks Mr Com Sence is alive and well keepin hip hop grounded..

The term common sence is dead as fuk tho..

[erel]

Jerk.!!!... i almsot shit my pants.. I was ready to throw on i used to love her and smoke this blizzy for dude.. .. but yeah i would say women lack common sense more than men..lol.. have a great day..

[The Suicide Journalist]

Originally Posted by True Original Thought

DON'T EVER DO THAT ISH AGAIN! My heart dropped into my stomache when I first read your thread title

You weren't the only one man.

[CIVIL unREST]

watts fun knee iz even sum hoo think they half it don't... eye got a lil line four them and thank u four falling four it signed the last laugh

U C ME? NAW EYE C U. THINK U SPYIN ON ME? IT'S A DISGUISE. WHO'S WATCHIN WHO?